There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
2007-01-05 11:03:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats cute
2007-01-05 11:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-05 11:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 9/10.
2007-01-05 11:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this one before
2007-01-05 11:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 nuns bypass to confession! the first one is going in and says "Bless me Father, for I easily have sinned. I touched a guy's penis with my finger"! The Priest says to her. "bypass outdoors, wash your finger contained in the Holy water and say 2 hail Mary's" the 2d Nun is going in. Says, "Bless me Father, for I easily have sinned. I touched a guy's penis with my hand"! The Priest says. "bypass outdoors, wash your hand contained in the Holy water and say 3 Hail Mary's" The 4th Nun turns to the third one and asks. "am i able to bypass in earlier you please sister" "Why"? asks the third Nun. "i might want to favor to rinse out my mouth earlier you wash your@rse"!
2016-12-01 21:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love it! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-08 03:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny! nice one i havent heard it b4!
2007-01-05 11:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋