A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
2007-01-05 11:01:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
now that is funny!
2007-01-05 11:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dee Dee Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah u huh
he he haw haw
wow.
look every1 at least there is 1 person in this world like ME!
oh yah and i m also irish!
there4 thank u v. v. much
2007-01-05 11:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny, You dont mind if I steal your joke do you?
2007-01-05 11:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!! wish there was a section on here for jokes...it'd be pretty full!!
2007-01-05 11:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Shelby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-01-05 11:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! thats a good one
2007-01-05 11:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by sadeyez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really think that this is a funny joke? c'mon you can do better than this dude
2007-01-05 11:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by lovephoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao- great one.
2007-01-05 11:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa Zondervan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really is funny!
2007-01-05 11:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one !
2007-01-05 11:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle. But I doubt Y!A is going to leave this alone.
2007-01-05 11:05:19 · answer #11 · answered by link955 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋