I was spending the night in my girl's bed after a night of partying when she picked me up. I had sex with her for a while but then I fell asleep and lost my erection. In the morning I was horrified to find I had a laid a log in her sheets. I played it off by smashing it up with her comforter and hidng it somewhat. She could not figure out why her room smelled so bad and because her sheets are so dark it was difficult to spot. When she tried to wash the sheets the log broke up and got in her other clothes and made it horrible! Mind you it was a good 11 inches long and 2-3 inches thick. She started crying and shrieking when she found it and I told her I saw the dog in the bed earlier so she beat the dog with a broom handle. I think she is too violent so i left her for my safety. Should I forgive her for her viciousness?
2007-01-05 10:41:19 · 46 answers · asked by jared d 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
For a bogus question, this recieved alot of answers..
2007-01-05 10:56:42 · update #1
sounds like a dump for a dump to me!
2007-01-05 10:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
LOL what a funny story. You shouldn't be too hard on her since it's your log that was in the bed. She was probably embarrased to find it, and took it out on the poor animal. How much do you like this girl. Are you using the dog as an escape goat for ending the relationship (based on you not being that into her anymore, or your embarrasement of laying a log in her bed?)?
2007-01-05 10:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by charity16sand 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you should tell her the truth now so she can beat some more of those logs out of YOU!!! Don't you feel terrible that the dog had to take a beating for something you did? Maybe you oughta cut back on your partying if you're losing control of your bodily functions!
COWARD!
2007-01-05 10:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by CluelessOne 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes ,it was wrong,instead of being horrified by her U should be proud of her because she has strong mind, if your dog will do the same U wouln't be happy either
2007-01-05 10:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by diana s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE,come on, I seriously hope you are joking. That is sick. You an idiot for dumping her,because if you told her,her dog did it,then she would discipline him,it would keep him from doing it over again,hence dog training,genuis.
But you did her a favor seeing as:
1.you're immature
2. That was an idiotic thing to do
3. You should have admitted it
She's better off without you.
2007-01-05 10:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ellie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If this was the only time she's shown violence then perhaps you should forgive her. But then, it may see like she was overreacting and "too violent" to you, girls tend to be very protective of their clothes.
If however, she's been violent towards you before, then perhaps that was the right decision.
2007-01-05 10:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by MissUnderstood 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forgive her? She needs to forgive you for you being a jerk and a drunk. It's good she is not with you, because she deserves better. Next time, wear some diapers.
2007-01-05 11:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You my friend are who I would like to call "The Phantom Shitter"!
Poor doggy! Don't be surprised if he doesn't like you from now on. How you gonna give the dog the charge? Man up and claim your turd. She should buy you some Depends and mash your nose in it. Talk about "scratch and sniff"!
2007-01-05 10:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by saturn man 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats up 2 ur heart listen to it if u love her u should talk to her but there was still no reason 4 her 2 beat the dog in the first place 4 what u did and it was a total accident and u dont have to tell her but she still doesnt need 2 b abuseive to the dog thats animal abuse and u should tell her it was u
2007-01-05 10:45:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ali J 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
thats fu*kin bad a*s dude their should be more people like us out there in the world...
damn ill be thinkin about that one for a while
i dont care whut anyone else says to you thats good **** man
2007-01-05 11:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by skitz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT???? Her viciousness??? That's NOT the problem here. YOU are a lying, weird weasel and you need to tell her that it was YOU that soiled her sheets. She's probably already disenchanted with you losing your erection because you were drunk. What a complete, and utter loser you are.
2007-01-05 10:44:58 · answer #11 · answered by SchrodingersTigress 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋