I want to know because my uncle came to visit last week and we want to do a prank on my brother before my uncle leaves back home we want something real funny does anyone have any ideas?
2007-01-05 10:27:06 · 13 answers · asked by zidane999 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hold ina good fart and when he is sitting down watching tv fart on his face
2007-01-05 10:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by darfol 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1) Have him balance a quarter on his nose while he has a funnel in his pants (the wide part of the funnel should be visible, while the narrow end is in the band of his pants). Act like you're going to ask him to drop his head and make the quarter fall from his nose into the funnel. While he's holding up the quarter, pour water into the funnel.
2) Have him stick his index finger and thumb between the hinges on a door (like he's going to pinch somebody) and place a whole, uncooked egg from the opposite side of the door, inbetween his fingers. Ask him to hold it. Once he has a good grasp on the egg, walk away and leave him there.
2007-01-05 18:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The impossilbe situp!
Have your Uncle describe this really difficult situp. YOu will know all about it. Then have him blind fold you and spin you around and you "act" like its really hard to do the situp, in fact, don't even complete the situp. Laugh it off talking about how hard you had to try and how "impossible" it was.
Convience your brother to try the same thing. Blind fold him, spin him around and as he lays down, u stick your butt in front of his face. So then he will try really hard and he will slam his nose into your crack! LOL
2007-01-05 18:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND I PUT A LID ON IT THAT SAID DANGER KEEP OUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DID TO MY BROTHER AND A FRIEND
I TOOK A 5 GAL. BUCKET THEN I WENT TO THE FORM STORE AND BOUGHT A AIR SNAKE AND I BLUE IT HALF WAY UP,AND PUT IN THE BUCKET,, MY BROTHER AND MY FRIEND WERE ALL WAYS GOING THROW THINGS THAT WERE NOT THEIRS,,, BOY LET ME TELL,,, YOU MY BROTHER OPED THAT BUCKET AND THAT RUBBER SNAKE CAME OUT AT HIM,,, IT MAID HIM USE THE BATHROOM ON HIS SELF, IT LOOK LIKE SOME BODY NAILED HIS SHOES TO THE FLOOR, NOW MY BUDDY IT WAS NOT SO FUNNY WE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A BAD HEART HE DIED OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK [[ NO JOKE ]],,, IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE MY BROTHER ,,, GET AWAY FROM THAT PLASTIC SNAKE
2007-01-05 18:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by bill_ray56 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it's an old joke but when I goes to pick something up come behind him and rip a pice of paper or make a loud farting sound behind him.
2007-01-05 18:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by shades_is_here_now_too 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put his hand in warm water when he is sleeping and he will wet the bed.
NOT HOT water... just warm water so he will not notice his hand is in the water while he is sleeping.
2007-01-05 18:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by CTM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he's sleepin get shaving cream and pour it on his hand.. then tickle his face with something lol... or when he's sleepin use an airhorn... or put his hands in a glass of water.. or draw on his face...
2007-01-05 18:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by joeray9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the shaving cream thing... i did that once to my brother and it was sooo worth it, but i used a foaming soap =)
2007-01-05 18:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put shrimp way back in his AC vents on his car. the smell will get him two days after he leaves
2007-01-05 18:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by jeremy b 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Watch M*A*S*H, you will get some good ones there!
2007-01-05 18:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋