farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.
Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull."
Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger."
Still, Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard."
Benny just stood.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said,
"Okay, Benny, pull."
Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."
2007-01-05 09:52:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-01-08 03:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-05 09:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute! 8/10.
2007-01-05 09:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I may have heard this before. Still made me grin.
I wonder how the farmer's fields looked...
2007-01-05 09:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 02:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lazy horse!plus u must report that farmer to the SPCA
2007-01-05 10:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by mazirudo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-01-05 10:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a hoot.
2007-01-05 10:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny ♥
2007-01-05 10:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me smile
2007-01-05 10:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by laurenj677 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋