A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
2007-01-05 09:48:59 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear now i know what i have been eating 10/10 still laughing
2007-01-05 17:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-05 09:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOLY COW!!!
R O F L
If I weren't married already, I'd marry you now and make sure you're always happy for the rest of the time, for this.... L O L
2007-01-05 09:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still good. 10/10.
2007-01-05 10:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i grow roses, and none have that unique fragrance of pilchard.
your description will stay with me and probably scar me for life, i will need intensive counselling to be able to have sex ever again,how will i be able to eat my salad as i like mayo on it.i am scarred for life here it's a memory which kinnalingers(cunnilingus).
good joke though.xx
2007-01-05 09:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by matured 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well it depends on which sex is answering this question... I am a female so no thisis not very funny but if it were a man then it probably be yes
2007-01-05 09:54:27 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a nice picture that conjures up. but still it is funny.
2007-01-05 10:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omigoodness!
is kinda funny in a way
2007-01-05 09:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by roxy j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's stupid,gross 2
2007-01-05 10:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eeeeewwwww that's minging!
2007-01-05 09:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋