A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes 2 heaven first?"A child replies" feet-coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin ? GOD I'M COMIN
2007-01-05 09:48:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEAD LIGHTS
a boy says to his dad can i take a shower wit you and the dad says yea but dont look up and the boy looks up and says daddy whats that?? and the dad thats my basket ball
the next day he says mommy can i take a shower wit you and she says yeah but dont look up so he looks up and says mommy whats that?? and she says thats my hoop
so the next day he says sister can i take a shower wit you and she says yeah but dont look up and he looks up and says sister what are those??and she says those are my headlights
so the next night the bow yealls SISTER SISTER TURN ON YOU HEADLIGHT DAYYDYS BASKETBALL IS GOING THROUGHT THE HOOP
2007-01-05 09:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by austincook 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-06 12:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by elidia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah
funny
2007-01-05 09:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-05 09:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋