After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
2007-01-05 09:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Nice one...full marks. 10/10
2007-01-05 10:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh dear not the start of a I hate men day is it but i still laughed 8/10
2007-01-06 01:38:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie. Keep 'em coming!
2007-01-05 18:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever man that god or is it a woman must be female to be that clever
2007-01-06 06:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-01-05 18:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so good!!! First one I have laughed at tonight. good job.
2007-01-05 17:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by small_town_gal_05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, as always.
2007-01-05 17:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-05 17:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but is insulting to us men. I don't mean US men, I mean us men...oh, never mind.
2007-01-05 17:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Archie W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before *yawns*
2007-01-05 17:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋