whats the best way to drink harp?

Answer 1

Wait til you have a cold so you can't taste the swill, then down bucketloads of the stuff. Does anybody drink Harp anymore apart from IRA men?

Answer 2

Either drink a pint of water instead (it tastes pretty much the same) or add something to it to give it a bit of flavour such as lemonade, lime juice or Guinness but that would be a waste of Guinness. It is probably easier to drink Guinness or a quality ale on its own instead. Or, if you want to drink a real Pilsner lager try Budvar (probably the best lager in the world IMO) but be careful, not only does it have more flavour than Harp but it also has more alcohol...

Answer 3

In VAST quantities.

Or for a more subtle approach:

1. Harp
2. Harp chaser
3. Harp
4. Harp chaser
ad infinitum

Answer 4

Assume you're talking about the beer. Good stuff. Either with a fresh tap or from the bottle in a non-chilled pilsner glass. Beer should be allowed to warm slightly before drinking. If it's too cold your taste buds cannot fully appreciate the flavor.

Answer 5

Black and Tan: Half Harps Half Guinness...or a Bass Ale is good too.

Answer 6

Harp larger OMG You are fond of a treat ant you.

Answer 7

Re-label it as ANY other lager and try REALLY hard to believe its NOT piss you are drinking. I know its a lot to ask but really is "harp" gaelic for "crap"?

Answer 8

Instructions
1) pop lid
2) pour down toilet

(it cuts out the middle man)

Answer 9

From a pint glass

Answer 10

through a nasogastric tube but you could serve it to friends(?) in a glass at dinner parties and pretend it's sparkling water.