i heard some good ones but i want to kno the best of the best....
2007-01-05 09:34:20 · 5 answers · asked by bridget 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all die and go to Heaven.
God is there and says "you guys have all been sent here to be judged. if you pass this test you can stay in heaven. if you fail you have to go to hell."They all nod.
God says"here are the rules."He points to a staircase and says," there are 1,000 stairs there. i will say a joke every stair. if you laugh just once you will go to hell." They nod again and step on the first step.
God says the first joke and only the redhead starts cracking up. she disappears in a puff of dust.at the 100th step the brunette laughs also. the same thing happens to her. at step 9,999 god tells the joke. The blonde falls on the floor laughing her head off.
God says"whats the matter. you're at the last step. what happened?!"
"i just got the first joke" says the blonde
2007-01-05 10:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
2007-01-05 17:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
One blonde was driving by a feild of wheat when suddenly she saw another blonde in the feild inside of a boat. The first blonde got out of her car and yelled at the other blonde:
"what do u think ur doing u dumb blonde?!"
the other blonde replied:
"i'm rowing my boat through this sea of wheat!"
the first blonde said:
"You can't do that stupid! It's blondes like u that give us other blondes a bad name! If i could swim i would come out there and get u!"
2007-01-05 18:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q:How do you drown a blonde??
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
hahaa
2007-01-05 17:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Check out this website...
http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
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LMAO! The one above (scratch and sniff) just kills me! LMAO!
2007-01-05 17:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rayne 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋