a squirl with a wooden leg to kick seeds out of a dill pickle in a submarine with a screen door?
2007-01-05 09:22:16 · 14 answers · asked by jwilson504 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the submarine is on dry land, then probably about 36 hours or so. If the submarine is in the water, then it is probably flooded from water coming through the screen door. This means that it would be impossible for the squirl to kick the dill pickle because it's wooden leg would float to the top of the submarine rendering him helpless.
2007-01-05 09:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, a squirell usually loves a pine tree. therefore the leg was probably whittled from that. Pine is lite and floats. With the screen door in the sub, the squirrel would be floating upside down with the leg straight up. The pickles would float randomously, so it would be hit and miss for the poor guy. Eventually, the pickles would sog and sink, but his leg would still hold him facing upward. The squirrel would finally end up on top and the pickles on the bottom. This is basically a hopeless situation. I have seen it before and it is not pretty.
2007-01-05 09:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always feel bad when I skip a long question,so I tend to at least run over the text just to know what's going on in the question
2016-05-23 06:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You jacked that riddle up but the answer is still that submarines don't have screen doors.
2007-01-05 09:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by BluLizard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too long. The water pressure through the screen door would be immense.
2007-01-05 09:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the excat same as how manny pancakes u can fit in a dog house
answer: none cuz ice cream dont float
thats a gay joke but funyn cuz it dont make sence lol
2007-01-05 09:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
approximetly 6 hours and 19 minutes
:] fo shizzle
2007-01-05 09:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by :) 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How long does it take someone to come up w/such a jacked up question like that?
2007-01-05 09:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
no screen door no sub
2007-01-05 09:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok... u got sum issues!... major issues to ask a question like tat!
2007-01-05 09:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by vballr4evr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋