One 4 the girls...60 things not 2 say 2 a naked guy lol?

Question

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20.

My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Answer 1

o.k it is a hate men day i will show the wife these so she can have a good laugh 10/10

Answer 2

You made me laugh and laugh. Make sure you put a 'glow in the dark' condom on, that's if you can find one small enough. Other than that use an elastic band, that should do it.

Answer 3

i like 14 and 5 lol

Answer 4

telling a man any one of them would make hime very small as well like crawling under the carpet10/10

Answer 5

HA HA HA!!! thats very funny. ill remember to use one of those when the time comes. lmao!!! :)) i like # 7, 16,60 but the best is 25!

Answer 6

Must remember to put chipolata's on the shopping list.

Answer 7

Okay, but what DO you say to a naked guy?

Make another list

Added: BadNews is very funny!!

Answer 8

Harsh, but very funny.

Answer 9

I usually hear "lookout - you're being attacked by an anaconda!"

Answer 10

You could add, You think we can go to McDonalds? I think we need to Super-Size that!