"Because you touch yourself at night." - God
2007-01-05 08:38:20
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answered by acgsk 5
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Seriously friend, do you talk to your bugs or spiders in your kitchen, room, or even on the ground?
Think of God like a 2 meter high person, and humanity like the bugs under his feet, does he have to talk to every bug or does he even have that kind of time? And would you do that sort of thing?
Secondly, you say you are alone, don't worry, you are not the first one, we have all been there, you will get over it, if you expect your friends to come at your door and knock and ask if you would come out and play, then don't waste your breath. If you don't want to be lonely then ask someone(people you consider good friends or who considers you a good friend) out for a drink or something, you will see that it has a good effect, but don't be very picky because no one is what you want them to be, just make a compromise with yourself and go with whomever you consider is close to you.
2007-01-05 08:45:26
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answer #2
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answered by Faust 5
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If you truly want to hear from God read His Word- however I pray that something I or someone says here in yahoo answers will comfort you. God does speak through people, however He speaks directly to people who come with an open heart to Him, through Jesus. May God who created you show Himself faithful to you. For a suggestion read the book of John, for seekers that is a good book to start with- He will reveal Himself to you through His Word.
2007-01-05 09:26:06
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answered by AdoreHim 7
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i understand im not god, but i get how you feel. Im divorced. With a daughter and sometimes i only want to hear from god. I want a boyfriend, or to get married again. If you mean why doesn't any one like you as in friends. Go to a club or a bar find some. But if you mean why doesn't any one sexually like you, again, go to a club. Dance with a few girls. After that take her home, possibly have oral sex and then make sure you see her a lot. There you go, a girlfriend.
2007-01-05 08:42:16
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answered by FashionGuru 1
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God will not answer you on Yahoo, i pormise you
toget a girl just be yourself. As a girl, i find it extremely attractive when a guy holds a door open for me, picks up my pen if i drop it, something like that. Dont be a kiss up though. just be nice to girls, talk to them casually in the hallway. The more time u spend with a girl, doing thing like holding the door, the more ur relation ship will grow. Iinvite a buch of your friends to ggo to the movies, invite both girls and guys afterwards, go out to dinner as a group and just talk.
if your just looking for friends, just be a nice person....
everyone loves a friend who is nice
hope i helped and good luck
Dess <3
2007-01-05 08:42:48
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answer #5
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answered by Susanna 3
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Well, I'm not God. But, I think he'd say something along the lines of this situation will not last forever. Sometimes we think everyone hates us. In reality, I'm sure they don't.
Be yourself, know who you are and what it is you want to do. If you have any interests that you want to learn about, get involved in learning. You'll meet people while you do it as well.
This situation wont last forever. Take positive steps in being the person you want to be and achieving the things you want to achieve. In time, things will get better.
2007-01-05 08:44:57
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answer #6
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answered by Pat 3
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Because You Lack Self Esteem And You Question My Existence.
2007-01-05 08:40:30
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answer #7
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answered by jerzeeboy305 2
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God is busy right now; He is refereeing the wrestling match between His angel Gabriel and satan over your soul right now, so I'll pass His message along to you right now...
And Jesus answering said unto him(the devil), "It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." (Luke 4:12 ACP/KJV)
You're showing a little disrespect, buddy. Watch your step, He may send a little bolt of lightenin' to blind ya into seeing Him for the first time (Paul found this out first hand on the road to Damascus).
If you are alone, it is because you CHOOSE to be alone. But enough of the pity party....you know you're just yankin' our chain, and trying to rile people up. Well, fine and dandy.
You choose your master (of hate, lies, chaos, murder, slander, deceit, death ) and I'll gladly choose mine (love, life, truth, forgiveness, grace, peace, laughter, and love).
010507 3:50
2007-01-05 08:51:08
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answered by YRofTexas 6
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I used to be a good mate of a guy who thought he was God so I feel a bit better qualified than most to comment.
I think its because nobody likes you and you have body odour issues!
Hope this helps!!
2007-01-05 08:43:57
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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I heard God's DSL is acting up he told me to tell you, be nice, pray and open yourself up to others. Say hi to everyone with a smile on your face. Complement others and be friendly. Don't think negative thoughts about yourself or anyone else. He also mentioned cleaning up once an a while wouldn't hurt either. A shower and haircut (good one) does wonders.
2007-01-05 08:41:21
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answer #10
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answered by kpd2020 2
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You are alone because you're not around people. Nobody likes you because of that thing you did two years ago. People don't forgive very easily.
P.S. I don't like using Yahoo Answers for this stuff.
2007-01-05 08:46:18
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answer #11
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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