A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance.Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer.It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge.She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly.We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes.
2007-01-05 08:22:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i can remember that nite as if it were yesterday great 10/10 for the memory's
2007-01-05 08:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you do not have to have a performance every time you can have as much fun in rehearsals 10/10
2007-01-06 01:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A newly married man is sitting having breakfast on his honeymoon when the waiter comes over " Will your new bride be joining you this morning sir."
"No she's in our room smoking at the moment" He replies.
The waiter leans forward winks and says "That's the way to f**k them sir."
2007-01-05 16:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-05 19:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-01-05 16:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
New joke on me and yes it was amusing. Thanx
2007-01-05 18:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that an Un-dress rehearsal?
2007-01-05 16:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny. One thumbs-up from me!
2007-01-05 16:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ah ah ah cheeky lol and lovely jubly funny
2007-01-05 16:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile.
2007-01-05 16:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Isthisnametaken2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋