star trek?

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Q. what did spock find in captain kirks bathroom?

A. the captains log!

2007-01-05 08:22:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Q: How are Star Trek and toilet paper similar?

A: They both search Uranus for Klingons.

2007-01-05 08:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by badnewsformany 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Klingons.

2007-01-05 16:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ben 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Worf: Klingon chickens do NOT cross roads!

Dianna: I can feel the chicken's frustration.

Morn: ...

Picard: There are FOUR LIGHTS!

2007-01-08 07:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

hehe. you're funny.

2007-01-05 16:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by straitjacket feeling 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋