Things not to do:
1. Don't panic.
2. Don't listen to the idiots on here you tell you to "just say no" and "pot is evil" and BS like that.
It's weed, folks. Booze and cigarettes do far more damage to your body, and people don't ask questions like this to get a moral lecture from some redneck who will drink themselves silly and smoke a pack a day, but want to put you in jail for smoking a joint.
3. Don't believe all of the stoners on here who heard of some buddy who drank a gallon of vinegar or ate 159 cranberry juice pills or spent $75 to buy tea off the internet. Most of that stuff is also BS and just doesn't work.
Things to do:
Listen to experts on the matter who have actually researched the problem and can give good advice. Check out NORML, and this paper that outlines some good ideas and advice:
http://www.norml.org/pdf_files/norml_dru...
What they say, in a nutshell:
1. Don't give a test sample with your first pee in the morning. Drug metabolites build up overnight, and you want them as diluted as possible.
2. Drink as many fluids as possible for 2-3 hours before the test. Water is best. The water will dilute your pee and might drive the concentration of drug metabolites down below the testing threshold.
3. Take B vitamins in that time period. The B vitamins will cause your pee to still look yellow instead of looking clear. Clear urine can make a tester suspicious that you're trying to dilute your pee, which, of course, you are.
4. Although it's no fun, the best advice is to go without for a month and buy a "practice" test for about $15 from the corner drug store. Then you can be sure.
Also, the website www.passyourtest.com has a lot of good research in regard to how long different drugs are detectable in your system, what the different types of drug tests are and how effective they are, etc. They also have a bunch of products they will try to sell you to clean you out, but I don't put much stock in those, and they're pretty expensive. But the website is worth a look just for the info.
Best of luck.
2007-01-06 19:40:34
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answered by Medicine Man 420 2
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How long it takes to get out is not the question.
The question is what bodily fluid (bood, uring) or solid (hair) is being tested
and how sensitive is the test.
Used to be the test was not sensitive enough to tell
after 7 days or so. Nowadays, standard tests are good
to a month.
If somebody wanted to, they could do more sensitive
tests and tell after a long, long, long time. But it would
cost them to do the test.
THC will remain in fatty tissues for many months and I presume Hair tests can be sensitive for as long as your
hair is long.
So, stay clean for a month or two and you should be fine,....but
2007-01-05 08:07:21
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answered by farmer 4
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It depends how much you smoke and for how long. You need to give 3 months maximum to get it out of your system if you smoked alot, like 10 cones a day everyday. If you only had a joint once it could only take around a month. I'd give it 3 months just to be safe, you don't want to screw up your future by having it show up on file. Good luck!
2007-01-05 07:57:23
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answered by phantomangel 1
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I should only be a week or so if its just a couple of hits for the first time in over a month. They say 30 days for an habitual user and may more. Just carry around that bottle of water every where you go.
2007-01-05 07:54:09
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answered by n_m_young 4
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Believe it or not, if it's for a blood test sometimes it can take as long as a week.
2007-01-05 07:53:48
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answered by Bethe W 4
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It should be clear about three days after your drug test.
2007-01-05 07:59:38
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answered by united9198 7
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81 years
2007-01-05 08:00:25
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answered by Master S 1
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they say 28 days but you can do stuff to get it out quicker by doing stuff like drinking lemon juice or vineger theres loads of ways or if you dont like to drink either loads of water usually works i could go on and on if you take my advice and fail well i dont know what to say dont smoke it i guess
2007-01-05 07:59:42
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answered by Anonymous
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It stays in your fat cells, too. So you have to consider your BMI. one month is a good standard. You can shorten it by exercising a lot.
2007-01-05 07:55:54
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answered by allisoneast 4
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8-12 HOURS
2007-01-05 07:54:27
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answered by Anonymous
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