a man is walking on a beach when he comes across a woman crying. he stops and asks her why she is crying? through her tears she explains that because she has no arms or legs she has never been hugged. feeling sorry for her the man bends down and gives her a hug, she thanks him but then starts crying worse. the man asks her why the tears again? well because i have no arms or legs iv never been kissed. the man feeling sorry for nher bends down and gives her a long sweet kiss. the woman then starts to howl, the tears coming harder, he again asks why? she explains because she has no arms or legs she's never been fucked. so the man picks her up and throws her in the sea!
2007-01-05 07:45:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and she was seen floating out to sea and every one thought it was a barrel 10/10
2007-01-05 08:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-05 15:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel but funny! Ha Ha! 9/10!
2007-01-05 15:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheeky Charlie likes thing one from Cheekychi
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-06 09:23:39 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10
2007-01-05 16:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - & a wee bit cruel.
2007-01-05 15:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty, but because i'ts a joke(I hope) I'll give you a well done funny.
2007-01-05 17:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny. I like it
2007-01-05 15:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the nastyest version of that gag
but its still ver very very funny
i loved it
ha ha ha
2007-01-05 16:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just spat coffee all over my monitor, top stuff, really laughed.
2007-01-05 15:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋