at the bus stop after a few beers i was standing next to this horrendous bird. When i asked how she was so big she replied it was her glands... so its knowt to do with that large donna and mince pie your stickin down your neck then sez i....anyway does anyone know how to remove a lipstick from a left nostril without to much pain??????
2007-01-05 07:42:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Bit of a sh1t, arn't you?
2007-01-05 07:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Well it is true that some lasses are able to eat lots and stay (quite) thin. It is to do with metabolism and bone structure.
Often pale skinned girls with nice faces quickly turn into huge lard monsters after their early twenties. Its quite tragic but perhaps there is a certain justice to it....
As for glands perhaps they mean their saliva glands which uncontrollably start working when they get a whiff of chips, freshly baked bread etc. I know mine do, which is why I have a spare tyre.
2007-01-05 07:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by stephen p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a rare moment of indiscretion, I asked a huge bloater of a woman who was tucking in to an enormous cornish pastie and a bottle of coke a similar question.
Her Tyson like response left me with a wired jaw and a terror of obese lard monsters.
2007-01-05 07:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ewww, you are gonna get some stick for that ha ha ha, I posted a couple of old dusty jokes and I got grilled like a kipper, tough crowd tonight.
2007-01-05 07:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by mizzsquitz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you stupid person you could of clicked there,, did you not see beyond the fat and see what a feisty girl she was, your the loser mate, and the motto is never look a lipstick in the nose if its a dipstick your choose,
2007-01-05 07:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Big up wor ting tong! A nah where u used to sup lad ......scarey girls lmao!
2007-01-05 07:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about that, be more concerned about extracting your foot out of your big mouth
2007-01-05 07:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny story alot of people you feel sorry for them but the aggresive ones you just hate them don't you and there's only one way cover your other nostril and blow.......hard!..........if you aim it you could hit someone
2007-01-05 07:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by ian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU LOOSER some girls are on the chubby side but they can go on diets and look good, your probably ugly try to change that!
2007-01-05 07:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by wiccawoman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you melt it with a soldering iron, it will run out.
2007-01-05 14:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by bonesetter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a big girl lol don't blame my glans i blame my mcdonalds and nawty food lol but hey big is beautiful and i have a bigger personality AND IM HAPPY ITS NOT WHATS ON THE\ OUTSIDE ITS\WHATS ON THE IN AND THE HEART
2007-01-05 07:55:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋