A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Jim, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have me cremated."
"And what do you want me to do with your ashes? asked the friend."
The businessman replied, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.'"
2007-01-05 07:19:15 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very gd 10/10
2007-01-05 08:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi ya Cowboy. Good but not as good as your others (I tell the truth). Have a nice weekend.
2007-01-06 11:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and how true! What's the Inland Revenues motto?
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got"!
2007-01-05 18:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-01-05 15:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true you can just imagine someone doing it LOL
2007-01-05 15:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Clint!!!
2007-01-05 15:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Bealzebub 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you bin readin`ma mail! nice one cowboy.
2007-01-05 15:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think thats what its coming to be
2007-01-05 16:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.!!!
2007-01-05 18:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-05 15:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋