After a young couple returned from their honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived nearby.
"Well, honey," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "it was wonderful! But as soon as we returned, Frank began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home!" And the new bride began to cry over the phone.
"But honey, what four-letter words?" the mother asked.
"I can't tell you, mother, they're too awful! Please come and get me!"
"Honey, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell me the four-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...they're horrible! Words like WASH...IRON...COOK...DUST."
2007-01-05 06:36:32 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Clint. Up to your usual high standard.
2007-01-05 10:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Hilarious!
10 out of 10
2007-01-05 06:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by Keanu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, 7 out of 10
2007-01-05 06:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! She didn't realize before she got married, some of the things a wife does? Too funny! 10/10.
2007-01-05 11:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree those are truly horrible 4 letter words!
2007-01-05 06:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must be related to the wife, 9/ 10
2007-01-05 06:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I got married it was the other way round. I was telling him the four letter words!!!!!!!
2007-01-05 06:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by Rick chick 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(LOL) Most women are beginning to fade away from their duties. I believe the woman's job is to cook, clean, and look after the kids, but the men are supposed to work for financial support and fix things when they're broken. (LOL)
2007-01-05 06:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2007-01-05 08:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are fighting words in my house!
2007-01-05 06:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋