Me and my wife are having problems. Basically she is too stupid to understand how great I am. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume/mask and I go around town helping people. I go into stores and start knocking stuff off the shelves, i dance in the middle of the road so traffic builds up. I knock on random doors and when the person answers I scream in their face and throw dirt and leaves into their house. I run up to people walking and scream in their face. I bring joy to the entire town every day. My wife says I'm being stupid and I should get a job. I say she's stupid and she should get two jobs so I can buy more Jar Jar Collectables! Worse, she gets so mad when I suggest we use a Jar Jar costume in our love making. And one time, she was cleaning the kitchen and I walked in with my Jar Jar Costume and opened a bunch of cereal boxes and started dumping them on the floor, and she actually HIT (ASSUALTED) me!!! I mean, this woman is a real piece of work, a lunatic! Should I divorce her?
2007-01-05 06:32:20 · 10 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This woman sounds insane! You should most definitely divorce her, you have people to help! Do not let her stand in your way.
2007-01-05 06:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would highly suggest buying her a Princess Lea outfit, like from the 2nd movie when she is chained to Jaba the Hut, and then chain her to the couch...leave her for like 10 hours and bust back in the house with your crew and save her from "Jaba the Couch"
she'll be so hot she'll forget about the fact she married a physco who will never grow up and thinks his verbal and physical assaults on people are funny.
who knows she may throw a bang to your whole crew...
2007-01-05 14:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor J. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do yourself and the world a favor and jump off a cliff...you can wear your Jar jar binks costume if ya want!
2007-01-05 14:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do the world a favor, jump in front of a train.
2007-01-05 14:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
i would say divorce her. what's the point in staying why in the hell would you stay with her if she abuses you (unless you like it). but leave. you could probably find someone better.
2007-01-05 14:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, divorce her because she deserves someone that is not a loony bin!!!!!
2007-01-05 14:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You've got serious issues.
2007-01-05 14:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by RightLeft 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes divorce her..no ifs ands or buts
2007-01-05 14:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by drg 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU ARE SO MESSED UP
poor woman
2007-01-05 14:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
are u serious?
2007-01-05 14:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet96 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋