An Australian bloke is travelling around the Greek islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster’s, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the bloke turns up again. Again he orders Foster’s and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for five nights. On the sixth night the bloke comes in again, orders a Foster’s but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he’s from in Australia. “Melbourne,” he tells her. “So am I. What suburb?” she enquires. “Glen Iris,” he replies. “That’s amazing!” she says excitedly, “so am I! What street?” “Cameo Street,” he replies. “This is unbelievable!” she says, her voice quavering. “What number?” “Number 20,” he replies. She is totally astonished. “You are NOT going to believe this!” she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!” “I know,” he says. “Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you.”
2007-01-05 06:08:02 · 13 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! ill memba that!
2007-01-05 06:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by la de da 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a smart bloke! Very good 10/10.
2007-01-05 06:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Isabelle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and friends this story is true i know i was that man good one 10/10
2007-01-05 08:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.................9/10......
2007-01-05 06:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I also give you 10/10.
2007-01-05 06:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, not too shabby.
2007-01-05 09:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha that is tooooooo funy!!!!! Nice.
2007-01-05 06:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate.!!!
Still laughing.!!!
2007-01-05 11:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like!
2007-01-05 06:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by tommmythegun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO BAD
2007-01-05 06:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by tezweeman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋