For two beers, one for him and one for his little friend. With that the man plonks an old lamp on the bar and reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniture piano with a miniture man playing it. The bartender is amazed and asked where the hell the little man playing the piano had come from. The man replied he'd found this lamp cleaned it up and out popped a genie. The bartender was now really wowed by this and asked if he too could rub the lamp and see what happened, the man agreed and passed the lamp to the b.tender. After some rubbing the genie appeared and told the b.tender his wish was his command. The b.tender knew straight away what he wanted and asked for a mill in the bank. The genie squinted his eyes and asked him to speak up, the b.tender yet again asked for his cool mill and again the genie seemed to not hear what the b.tender was saying. "Is he deaf?" Asked the b.tender, "He must be" Said the man pointing to the little piano player, "I asked for a nine inch penis."
2007-01-05 05:55:03 · 2 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles