A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
2007-01-05 04:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea,,really cute,,
heyyy,i got a joke for u--
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Q--why was the egyptian boy confused??
A--his father was a mummy!!
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hows it??,,haha,,
k,take care,,
thanx,,
!!~Kedar~!!
2007-01-05 04:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 16:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by herzog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh! Trouble!! LOL. Lol.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!
2007-01-08 08:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that sounds like something i would say... jk i heard this joke b4, but with a different twist
2007-01-05 04:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-01-05 05:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.. but mean too not all blondes are that dumb.... i mean i think it's funny but still
2007-01-05 04:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Tara M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-05 05:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha
2007-01-05 05:21:52 · answer #8 · answered by confusion of a teen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Man!!!!
2007-01-05 04:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-01-05 04:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋