Three Drunk Men
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
2007-01-05 03:26:26 · 30 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Hanna
2007-01-05 03:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-01-05 13:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by tezweeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-05 11:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the first joke I have heard for a while that has made me laugh out loud
Good one just what I needed on a friday afternoon 5pm countdown xxx
2007-01-05 11:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very funny! 10/10!
2007-01-05 11:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd 8/10
2007-01-05 11:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny....... a little gross at the thought of it...... but very funny
2007-01-05 11:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jus cuz he likes to blow his dog dont mean u gotta pick on him...heheheh
2007-01-05 11:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did that by your self that was a good one got any more
2007-01-05 11:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by britt_lovestoplay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, yuk!
2007-01-05 12:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋