ok, me being ever so slightly childish and bored, i'm going to ask people to follow on from my unfinished sentence. u can say anything u like but plz don't let it be too commonplace. i'll start it off nice and simple
i woke up a feisty human being with socks on ....
2007-01-05 03:09:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh and continue the sentence from the person before u
2007-01-05 03:12:28 · update #1
...But I soon became aware that socks alone wouldnt convey my desired image of "Feisty" and would probably only result in a charge of indecent exposure so instead I chose to have a shower, a power breakfast and pick out a flattering (yet feisty) outfit and faced the day ahead.....
2007-01-05 03:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by lord_c_immunitas 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
and walked to work in my socks. When I got there the office manager was concerned that I didn't get the memo that we needed to wear toe socks, not argyle socks like I had on. He told me that he would re-fax me that memo. Then the assistant office manager noticed my socks and wrote me up because I had not followed new company policy per new memo. On the way to the bathroom I caught my sock on an exposed carpet nail and snagged them. For the rest of the day my sock continued to unravel until I had only one sock on. Then the assistant managers assistant told the manager the I was only wearing one sock and that my middle toe being longer than my big toe offended her. I got suspended for the rest of the day. I walked home from work, took off my other sock, grabbed a beer, put my feet up, and looked through the want adds.
2007-01-05 11:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Molly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Morning came, and as I reflected on my dreams and the news from the paper, I began feeling feisty again ...
2007-01-05 11:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And got up to do drugs. Then went, met like minded friends, did drugs, drank, and we all thought we are our favorite animals. We all ran around in a park all wild and free. We all lived happily ever after.....THE END.
2007-01-05 20:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen this question so many times and would really love to join in but no-one gets it....they all follow on from what you have said instead of from the person before them, so it makes no sense....come on people this one could be really fun and funny as hell if ya follow the instructions.
2007-01-06 05:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just remembered that it was my concert day...I jumped out of bed and started dancing with my brush in my bra and pants and started singing real loud..
Ooopsie!!! Didn't continue from the story b4 me!! Sorry!! :P
2007-01-05 11:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by sαrαн♥mıss ©υяlz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ears,I walked downstairs and being feisty like I was, I took a bite out of my dog. How it tased so delish. mmmmm..digested Kibble.
2007-01-05 11:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by The Raging Monkey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and got a cup of coffee and read the morning paper
2007-01-05 11:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...the bedposts and the cat curled up at my feet. Suddenly, the phone rang...
2007-01-05 11:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Trust no 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEN THE NEXT DAY I FOUND A NEW JOB, DID THE SAME EXACT THING AND GOT FIRED.
2007-01-05 11:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋