Trying to break it without taking it out of my pocket remember.
2007-01-05 03:08:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
climb ben nevis and jump of it,make sure ye land on yer erse,,,,,,,,,,,( COME ON THE ARABS )
2007-01-05 23:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop using the sledge hammer. Since I'm not sure how long the chocolate bar has been in your back pocket I'd assume that it has been adequately warmed by now and a slight positioning readjustment and a gentle squeeze will give you successful results. Bon apetit!
2007-01-05 03:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freeze it (for preference) or chill it first
then try sitting on narrow high ridge.. a pole from a bruish or broom might do it
failing that try placing a solid object between you and the bar in your jeans and sit on it/ drop on a hard floor
or lie flat on on your stomach with the choccy in the back pocket.... and allow your mates to attack it with a cold chisel.... be prepared for some bruising though
2007-01-05 03:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mark J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to suggest sitting on it because everyone else probably wrote that in to you, so I will suggest that you back that a** up over here and I can do some damage you're looking for...yeah! LOL
2007-01-05 03:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for comedy effect. walk behind someone eating a banana being careful not to notice the skin has been discarded in your path. slip on it dramitically ensuring you're in mid air with your legs parallell to the ground and crash unceremoniously to the ground. having someone following you with a swanny whistle would help
2007-01-05 03:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the corner of a chair and see if that works.
2007-01-05 03:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shoe and hit yourself in the @ss a few times where the candy is....lol, seriously, it may work....lol!
2007-01-05 03:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sit right on the edge of wall, if that doesn't break, it then get someone to sit on your lap at the same time.
2007-01-05 03:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by gedg42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take off your trousers
break it while in your trousers
et voila
it never left the pocket!
XD
2007-01-05 03:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Autumns_Coma 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hold the bar in between your hands and break it
and they talk about blond females..
2007-01-05 03:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a nice fit girl to slap it. tell her she can have some if she manages to break it. If you enjoy it everyones a winner!
2007-01-05 03:11:56 · answer #11 · answered by paul m 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋