sick of being a fukin mug to him who he traets like crap. how can i piss him off??
thanx in advance!!
x
2007-01-05 02:55:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
oh come, your a woman arnt you? you girls were born wiv such talents
2007-01-05 03:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dink in the ego is the best way of doing it, just tell anyone who'll listen that you're dumping him because he only has a small willy and cries when someone is evicted from the Big Brother house. And his favourite film is "The Bridges of Maddison County" Just say you are sick of helping him maintain the charade, and he should come out.
2007-01-05 03:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends on you , youve obvisouly been with this guy for some time now, and youve accepted him treating you that way all this time. You sound like one of those guest on The Maury or Jerry Springer Show, looking for sympathy but knowing in the end you're going to stay with him any way. If you're REALLY tired of it GET OUT or wise SHUT UP!
2007-01-05 03:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by ejfefe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Best thing I did was to move forward with out the dawg and enjoy all the things he told me I couldn't have or do....cause lady if a man does you wrong, it's his loss not yours! YOU deserve better and won't get it by playing that revenge game! :)
2007-01-05 03:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Wild AY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dump him, start looking after you then go find a really cute guy, its your life and you only get one and only shot at it so go live it and stop letting some man rule you, you are worth more than any man, when he sees what a great life your making for yourself you will have the last laugh
2007-01-05 03:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the masturbate in front of him screaming all his friends names idea, that's a good one. Here's mine below.
Give him a really good BJ and then stop in the middle, sit back and tell him your done and for him to F/Off. Watch him as he squirms while his pants are around his ankles, the dumb look of "WTF" as it washes over his face as he realizes he's been had is being punished for being such a jerk.
2007-01-05 03:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Add Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 21:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by comella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a couple:you think its time for a threesome,with his dad
:you think he's got a choir boys willy
:you won't sleep with him until he puts
a dildo up his bum
:give him a bj and accidently chew
:when he's sleeping add some hair removel
cream to his body(make it patchy.
they would piss me off so try em.
2007-01-05 03:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by prettypete 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awwww poor baby y dnt u come link me up n take some pictures then send em to him that should piss him off
2007-01-05 03:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Trend Vampire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you are a lesbian and that you are moving to france with your girlfriend...prior to that take his credit card and spend spend spend... break down in tears in frount of him and just yell random things incoherantly... then run upstairs and throw as much of his stuff out of the window... end the breakup with the line "its not me, its you"
2007-01-05 03:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sew prawns into the lining of his favourite jacket.
2007-01-05 03:00:41 · answer #11 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋