another good joke from me?

Question

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Answer 1

Could see it cumming

Answer 2

Modest chuckle

Answer 3

LOL. Classic. Goodie. LOL.

Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!

Answer 4

I have seen this one before on answers,but its still very funny.

Answer 5

lol out loud that's a really good one i like that keep up the good jokes

Answer 6

pretty gd 10/10

Answer 7

That's funny. Who would have thought of that? hehehe

Answer 8

I have read jokes for some days now and think most are total rubbish, not this one though it caused us to laugh. Thanks!!!

Answer 9

thats a good one

Answer 10

Ha!

Answer 11

nice one