An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
2007-01-05 01:22:53 · 11 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They can still have sex, at least. being neutered means to have your testicles cut off.
to have your actual Unit cut off would be "Spayed".
2007-01-05 01:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Rental 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, and sad for the old lady
2007-01-05 02:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol to bad for her shoulda asked for suttin else
2007-01-05 03:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Too bad for her.
Like it.
2007-01-05 02:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats funny!
2007-01-05 01:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by hannah and hailyn's mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's a good one!!!
2007-01-05 01:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by ojibwechik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! thats a good one!
2007-01-05 08:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's GREAT!!!!!!!! All Smiles!!! :) :) :)
2007-01-05 04:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r.o.t.f.l!
2007-01-05 01:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by poison i.v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.....good one thanks for the laugh
2007-01-05 01:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by J-Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋