I went to the Pub on Lunch! had 5 Magners! whats the best way to appear sober in the office?

Question

Hey i'm a little tipsy ask me anything!

i cant loose my job i'm the boss!

Answer 1

u r a genius,no tips req

Answer 2

Not a wise choice. You have a few choices
1) Just stay at your desk and avoid speaking with anyone. Appear to be working very hard and keep using gum and breath mints to hide the smell of alcohol
2) EMAIL your boss and tell him that you are feeling very ill and need to go home right away'

Lastly, start sucking down coffee and learn from this for nexttime.The weekend begins at 5pm, not at lunch!

Answer 3

Don't drink before you go there.

Everyone can always tell when anyone has been drinking. Drinkers tend to say "I love you guys" more and trip over those stupid little metal office barrels.

It's like non smokers, as soon as a smoker is a bout, they can smell them a mile away.

Don't fool yourself and hopefully you are single. I'd hate to see you lose your job that others may be depending on your for. Although, I've been out of work for a few months. What's the name of your company and what position do you hold; I'll fax my resume over.

Answer 4

I hope you didn't drive to work, because you sure won't be safe behind the wheel!
You won't be making rational decisions at work, your co-workers *will* notice the smell, you may actually be doing more harm than good at work.

Go home early... say something from lunch didn't agree with you. Or, you could just simply be honest (*gasp!*) and say you had too much to drink and it's best for you to go home and sleep. You may be amazed at how much respect you'll get for your honesty. Especially since you're the boss.

Answer 5

5 Magners and I would be asleep! I would try invent a reason to go home early. Can you sound convincing enough to make them believe you have a dentist appointment? Unfortunately if you have been drinking with other people you work with then they will know how much you had to drink and they may discipline you.

Answer 6

If you're going to make a habbit of this the best thing to do is have a pack of throat sweets e.g. Halls, Lockets e.t.c. and a pack of tissues in your desk. The sweet hides the smell of the alcohol, and if you carry one tissue around everywhere, in your hand, and anyone notices a differance in you at all you can say you feel like sh*t and you've got a cold thats come on you all of a sudden. Always works for me, good luck.

Answer 7

very hard to fake it and by about 3:27 pm you will need sleep urgently.
1) suck on some mints, you stink of cider
2) do not engage in conversation with anyone if possible
3) drink fruit juice to keep the sugar levels up, or tea or coffee with sugar (lots)
4) soak up some of the alcohol in your stomach with some food, biscuits are usually available
5) if anyone looks like they have smelt the alcohol, instantly sniff and say, "have you been drinking"
6) you could try going to the boss/supervisor and say you think someone spiked your drink as you are feeling a bit wierd

good luck

Answer 8

Trying not to hide you're tipsy is the key the more you try hide it, the more it will show, just act normal, and don't speak to closely to anyone cause your breath might stink of magners.

Answer 9

Never drink again. You might be the boss, but you probably have some higher-ups yourself, and they won't be pleased. Just drink a lot of water before you go back to work.

Answer 10

You must be drunk, to have five Magners and call yourself the boss. Here's an idea, drink Terps.

Answer 11

Well if your the Boss give yourself the afternoon off!!!!

And then go back down the pub!