mines lifes to short to worry
2007-01-04 23:41:58 · 14 answers · asked by tease :-) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The past is history,
Tomorrow's a mystery and
Today is a gift that's why we call it a present!
2007-01-04 23:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by forevernoemi's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh there are so many, I'll give you a few.
When I was 12 I could not stand to be around my father as he was so stupid. Now I am 19, and I am amazed at how much he has learned in the last 7 years. Mark Twain
I am not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
She'd much rather have shiny boots than Pushkin.
Dostoevsky
Love is temporary insanity cured by marriage
Ambrose Bierce
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Joseph Stalin
Time was created so everything didn't happen at once.
A Einstein
good luck
2007-01-05 00:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by James O only logical answer D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's about this one:
"Life is too short to drink BAD wine..."
An old man* in South-Europe once told me....
Aaron.
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* Guess WHO
2007-01-05 00:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Philip, he's always been the weak one' - OC
'Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admite impediments, love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds
Or bends with the remover to remove...' - Shakey
'Yeah but, no but...' - Little Britain
'An eye for an eye and we'd all be blind' - Ghandi
2007-01-04 23:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by Im.not.a.hero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was born, I was crying and everyone around me was smiling, I want to live my life so that when I die, I will be smiling and everyone around me will be crying....
2007-01-05 01:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
light travels faster than sound. that is why some people appear smart until you hear them speak
2007-01-05 00:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Btw, if I get much stronger, someone besides me is going to be hurting, lol
2007-01-04 23:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by aunt_erb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the words that katie holmes said to christian bale on BATMAN RETURNS when she saw him leaving the hotel
2007-01-04 23:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not go out on a limb...isn't that where the fruit is?!
2007-01-04 23:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep smiling, enjoy life and laugh alot
2007-01-04 23:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by nj2pa2nc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋