There was this party going in full swing when one of the guests shouts “If, when blindfolded, you place something under my nose, one or two sniffs, I can tell you whatever it is.”
Yeah right they thought, so they put him to the test.
First was a plate which had had bacon, egg and chips. The man took a sniff and says quite proudly “Why, that was bacon, egg and chips”.
Wow they all thought.
This went on for a while and he was really good, so a couple of guys thought, we’ll get him and off they went.
They came back with a prostitute, spread her legs and slid her along the table so he could have a sniff. Well the man thought and thought, shaking his head, he finally started to admit to defeat, so asks for a second chance. They spin the prostitute over and slide her along the table ‘till her *** was beneath his nose. He takes a really long sniff, sits up and starts scratching his head, this goes on for five minutes or so when he says, “Well lads, you got me there, this is really difficult……….hang on, I know, A s.h.i.t house door from a Grimsby trawler”.
2007-01-04 23:29:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a beautiful image thanks
2007-01-05 00:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fishy tale ! Cod help us !
Keep them coming haha
2007-01-05 17:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming 9 / 10 lol
2007-01-05 08:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry didn't find that one very funny
2007-01-05 08:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a subtle boquet I bet.....
2007-01-05 07:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt dig it myself
2007-01-05 07:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-01-05 08:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2007-01-05 07:34:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny...
2007-01-05 07:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by Nailhead_pixie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for thr points
2007-01-05 07:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋