I AM
> 8
> INCHES
> LONG.
> MY FUNCTIONING IS
> ENJOYED
> BY
> MEMBERS
> OF
> BOTH
> SEXES.
> I AM
> USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
> DANGLING
> LOOSLEY
> READY FOR
> INSTANT
> ACTION.
> I BOAST A CLUMP OF
> LITTLE
> HAIRY
> THINGS
> AT
> ONE
> END
> AND
> A SMALL
> HOLE AT THE OTHER.
> IN USE
> I AM
> INSERTED,
> ALMOST
> ALWAYS
> WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
> SOMETIMES
> QUICKLY,
> INTO
> A
> WARM,
> FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
> I AM
> THRUST
> IN
> AND
> DRAWN
> OUT
> AGAIN
> AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
> SUCCESSION,
> OFTEN
> QUICKLY
> AND
> ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
> ANYONE
> FOUND
> LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
> RECOGNIZE
> THE
> RHYTHMIC,
> PULSING
> SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
> WELL
> LUBRICATED
> MOVEMENTS.
> WHEN
> FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
> BEHIND
> A
> JUICY,
> FROTHY,
> WHITE
> STICKY
> SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
> NEED
> CLEANING FROM
> THE
> OUTER
> SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
> SOME
> FROM
> MY
> LONG
> GLISTENING
> SHAFT.
> AFTER EVERYTHING IS
> DONE
> AND
> THE
> FLOWING
> AND
> CLEANSING
> LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
> EMANATING,
> I AM
> RETURNED
> TO
> MY
> FREELY
> HANGING STATE OF REST,
> READY
> FOR YET
> ANOTHER
> BIT
> OF
> ACTION,
> HOPEFULLY REACHING MY
> BRISTLING
> CLIMAX
> TWICE
> OR
> THREE
> TIMES A
> DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
> WHAT AM I???????
2007-01-04 22:18:18 · 11 answers · asked by TONY 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
toothbrush is correct...
2007-01-04 22:21:30 · update #1
your toohbrush
2007-01-04 22:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Aggy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A toothbrush!
2007-01-05 06:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Toothbrush
2007-01-05 06:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tooth brush
2007-01-05 06:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Vaakshri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a toothbrush
2007-01-05 06:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by jetratkat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
toothbrush
2007-01-05 08:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
toothbrush
2007-01-05 06:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by J-MAN D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penis
a dick
a johnson
2007-01-05 06:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by babushcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooth brush
2007-01-05 06:56:10 · answer #9 · answered by papamark1950_1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dork
2007-01-05 06:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋