A teacher has all her students in the class and asks them to tell her what their daddy's do for a living...
She goes through the glass room and gets the expected answers 'fireman' 'policeman' etc. until she gets to little Timmy.
She asks Timmy 'and what does your daddy do?...'
Timmy replies 'My daddy dresses up in ladies clothing, and then sometimes he goes out onto the streets, and sometimes men pay him money to sleep with him'
The teacher qutie shocked by this reply sets the rest of the class to work and pulls little Timmy aside.
'Is that really what your daddy does Timmy?' she asked.
'No' he replied
'Then why did you say that then?' asked the teacher.
and little Timmy replied 'Well my dad actually plays for the england cricket team, I was just too embarrased to say'
2007-01-04 20:56:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I also got a joke to share...
Paying the Bills
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
2007-01-04 21:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by water 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..very funny.
2007-01-04 22:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first time I have truly lol to any of these jokes vey good
2007-01-04 21:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That,s a good one.
2007-01-04 21:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao I love that.
2007-01-04 20:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by starsperhaps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, very funny :)
2007-01-04 20:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-06 21:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-04 20:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ha ha ha
2007-01-04 22:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, it's funny.
2007-01-04 20:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by digitalfortress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋