There was a little boy who was very naughty but he always said his prayers at night. One evening he was really naughty by teasing the cat and the cat got really fed up with his teasing so she spat and hissed and scratched him. The boy was very offended and that nignt before he went to sleep said his prayers "Dear God,,,bless Mummy and Daddy and my dog but please kill the cat because she was nasty to me" the following morning the little boy went downstairs, sat down and had his breakfast and heard a shriek and his mother came in with a white face and said "The cat is dead on the doorstep". After some time the boy became obnoxious and teased his dog mercilessly and the dog snarled and bit him. that same night the little boy said his prayers and said "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy but God...please kill the dog because he bit me". The next morning he went downstairs and had his breakfast and then went to the front door to go to school and he found the dog dead there. Some
2007-01-04 20:50:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
months went by and the boy became really naughty and was rude to his mother and kicked and hit her so she told her husband. Her husband then gave the boy a good scolding, hit him on his seat with his slipper and sent him to bed. The boy went to his room and knelt down and said his prayers..."God bless Mummy but God kill daddy because he really hurt me today and I dont like him anymore". The next morning he goes downstairs and has his breakfast and his mother goes to fetch the milk in from the front door. She shrieks and cries and there on the dooorstep laying dead was ........................................
the milkman !!!!
2007-01-04 20:54:56 · update #1
Interviewer Without Ears
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "What's the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "What's the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "What's the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
2007-01-04 21:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by water 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, nice pace, not too long, not too short, great ending, 10/10 lol
2007-01-05 00:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have lots of spare time to type all that out
2007-01-05 01:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet his mum and dad are nice to him from now on
2007-01-04 20:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha! the milkman was the boy's real dad.
2007-01-04 20:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by digitalfortress 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee
2007-01-04 21:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-01-04 21:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit of an essay dont u think???
2007-01-04 21:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by life_vamp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Nice.
2007-01-04 20:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's sad
2007-01-04 20:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by Morgan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋