I'm looking for unique,not played out riddles....Some origional work.If you know of any good jokes or riddles,please post!
2007-01-04 20:13:02 · 4 answers · asked by chica 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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There are 5 houses in Downing Street, London namely A, B, C, D and E. But only one of them remains incomplete. The houses are so big and huge that anyone would wish to own them. Tell which is incomplete out of these 5?
2007-01-04 20:22:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1.What's white? Falls all year? And doesn't melt?
Answer: Dandruff
2. Virginia asked Montana "Who is the h** that slept with my man?" Montana said " Wasn't me, was it you Maryland?" Maryland said "No, not me". Then on girl came out and said "I da h**!" (Idaho)
3. What is your nickname if you have one eye and no legs?
Answer: Eye drop
4. Yo momma so fat, she has a tattoo of a kitten on her right boob, then when she takes her bra off, it's a tiger!
5. Bush said to his secret lover "My sex policy is much like my policy in Iraq. I won't pull out!"
Krazy Libra
2007-01-04 20:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What crawls in the morning.
Walks in the day
And walks with a cane at night.
answer (Man)
2007-01-04 20:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who likes to eat honey??? it is not pooh bear
2007-01-04 20:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by cuttypie561997160 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋