True story.
Some buddies and I were eating at Panda Express, and one dude cracks open his cookie. The fortune said, "With patience, you will be together with him again in the near future". I laughed so hard,I choked on chow mein. My friend was mad as hell, though. Anyone else ever get any retarded fortunes?
2007-01-04 20:11:55 · 7 answers · asked by Space Cadet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Fortune hazy. Try again later."
I swear, it's real. I still have it up on my wall. LOL
2007-01-04 20:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not retarded or really funny, it was just a really freaky coincidence. I was commenting on the fact that I absolutely love the Buddha statues in the restaurant because they make me happy and I can't help but laugh when I see them. At the end of the meal, my fortune read, "The most utterly lost of all days is that on which you have not laughed." It totally freaked me out.
2007-01-05 04:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by crissy9683 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-01-05 04:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I once got:
"your business circles will expand".
I mean hello, I'm still in school.
2007-01-05 04:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry...got no funny fortunes frm fortune cookies
haha....
2007-01-05 08:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Me so hawny me love you long time
2007-01-05 04:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Obvious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time but some are funny
2007-01-05 04:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Morgan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋