Two gay guys were sitting in a bar when a woman walked in.
"Look at her," said one, "isn't she beautiful?"
"I suppose," said the other.
"No, I mean really, look at her, she's like the epitome of feminine beauty. She has long graceful legs, shapely hips, petite waist and perfect breasts. And look at her auburn hair, and green eyes, and skin like ivory."
"Okay, okay, what's your point?" said the other, a little annoyed.
Said the first, "I'm f**king her husband!"
2007-01-04 19:59:42 · 10 answers · asked by rb 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay. He thinks he's the epitome of masculine beauty. Every compliment he gives the woman he's actually giving himself.
2007-01-06 08:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mom of Three 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty , well ok. I thought maybe the woman was a man, but the guy doing her husband still doesn't explain why he is complimenting on her so much.
How about this one? Maybe seem crude to some people, but it's just a joke...
God gave a little white boy some wings and said "You are now an angel my child."
Then a little black boy asked for wings, and God gave him wings.
The little black boy said "Am I an angel too?"
God said "Na, N****, you a bat!" lol, sorry it cracked me up.
Krazy Libra
2007-01-05 04:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? It's an interesting story but not funny.
2007-01-05 04:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange!!
2007-01-05 04:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I don't get whats supposed to be so funny
2007-01-05 04:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jonnygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 strikes your out
2007-01-05 04:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAA.....!!! it just goes to show that an almost perfect woman may not be able to keep her man either!
2007-01-05 04:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by prettyboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said two gay guys ???? doesnt she know ??? OMG
ok ok i dont get it
2007-01-05 04:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny
2007-01-05 04:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT !!!!
"and the crowd applaud...."
that's one to tell em' all :)
2007-01-05 04:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by bambambrennie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋