1. I'm going ice fishing!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
2. A man went to apply for a job.After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "WE HAVE AN OPENING FOR people LIKE YOU." "OH, GREAT," HE SAID, "WHAT IS IT?" "It's called the door!"
2007-01-04 19:54:11 · 18 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS TIME U CAME OUT WITH SOMETHING WHICH I NEVER HEARD B4.
COOL
10 ON 10 FOR U.
2007-01-05 00:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-04 20:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first on was great blonde and holes go together huh! 9/10.
The second one was awesome fantastic punch line 10/10!
2007-01-07 08:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-04 20:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like 'em XD especially the blonde joke, even though I've heard it before. It's still good :D
2007-01-04 19:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha 3 thumbs up for the first one and two for the second one , but sad they permit me to give only one !
2007-01-05 05:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10\10
2007-01-04 20:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha it was very funny..full marks 4 u 100/100
2007-01-04 20:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 \ 10
Hee Hee
2007-01-04 21:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by bks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-04 19:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋