Joe was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything she needs and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a gift certificate saying she can have an hour of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled.".
Joe thought it was a good idea, and decided to take his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did." Joe replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!!'"
2007-01-04 19:52:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be careful how you word things in a gift certificate
2007-01-04 19:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday!
2007-01-07 05:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! always examine how you're wording things LOL so that people can't pull that stuff XD
2007-01-05 03:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get better in the sack.
2007-01-05 04:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ****** up lol she prob went to his friend lol
2007-01-05 03:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by AZNBRANDO06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you know what they say when you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
2007-01-05 04:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how you're wording things
2007-01-05 04:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋