Two bulls were out in the pasture when a livestock truck pulled up.
"What's this?" asked the younger bull.
"You haven't heard?" said the older bull, "The farmer says we're not doing our job, that we're not taking care of our cows. So he's bringing in another bull."
"That's bullshit," said the young bull, "I take fine care of my cows. I'm not putting up with some new bull coming in."
"You're right," said the older bull, "neither am I." Just then the ramp on the truck slammed down, and out came the new bull. His horns were six feet wide, his eyes were bright red and steam was spewing from his nostrils.
"Come to think of it, I don't really mind sharing a few of my cows," said the older bull. But the young bull just pawed the ground and snorted. "Hey, Junior, take my advice and give him some of your cows, it'll be a lot easier," said the older bull.
"Oh, he can have as many of my cows as he wants," said the young bull, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull."
2007-01-04 19:32:13 · 6 answers · asked by rb 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bull crap of a joke
2007-01-04 19:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by EL-BRAY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs down
2007-01-05 03:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by angie20k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One !
2007-01-05 03:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That ones pretty dumb
2007-01-05 03:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.......
2007-01-05 03:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh, thanks :)
2007-01-05 03:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋