A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
2007-01-04 19:05:05 · 13 answers · asked by mr_BIG 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o wow....hahahahahaha....thanks buddy for the joke. its fantastic.
2007-01-04 19:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by axilaryguy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-01-04 19:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by bugallugz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like the old saying goes "Bite as much so that you can chew"!!... had a blast reading the joke. Keep it up mate.
2007-01-04 19:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by vinay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i guess it would hurt to eat a cue ball
2007-01-04 19:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh wow somebody just told this joke
2007-01-04 19:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is a really poor joke and a very old one too
2007-01-05 20:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before. But its still good.
2007-01-04 19:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a hilarious joke indeed!!!
2007-01-05 19:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by vishal92rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-05 08:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is old joke
2007-01-04 20:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋