A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2007-01-04 18:19:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I prefer the one where a blonde decides to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, he said. How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied; "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
2007-01-04 18:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good. Never heard it before.
And just like a blonde. The car gets destroyed but she doesn't care because she pulled a wonderful prank on him. Stepped out of the circle just like a 5 year old would.
2007-01-05 02:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda lame. 3/10
2007-01-05 03:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and just think it was her boyfriends car 10/10
2007-01-05 02:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-05 02:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by rachel03100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i think a better ending would be "thats my bfs car"
2007-01-05 03:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know
Its retarded and funny in some reasons
Ha HA retarded
2007-01-05 02:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by carecherl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny i thought
2007-01-05 02:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0.o
I've heard that before...
2007-01-05 02:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts so retarded its funny
2007-01-05 02:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋