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are seatbelts for monkeys too?

2007-01-04 18:08:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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your s'posed t spank your monkey, not use him to remodel your dash.

2007-01-04 18:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nah. Monkeys are very resiliant. I once grabbed one by the tail, twirled him around lasso-style, and flung him into the side of a city bus. He bounced right back up, climbed a tree, and started chucking coconuts at me, laughing all the while.

So I'd imagine you didn't hurt your monkey. As for the seatbelt, they can be kinda fiesty if you try strapping them in. I suggest stuffing them in the trunk.

2007-01-04 18:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would say yes...if he's sitting upright in the car seat...put one on him...you might want to have that monkey looked at by a doctor...hehe

2007-01-04 18:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by ☆thumper203☆ 5 · 0 0

car seat

2007-01-04 19:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha Thats the best joke I've heard all day!! hahaha

2007-01-04 18:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

I think a carseat would be more efficient.

2007-01-04 18:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by MG 2 · 1 0

WELL WELL WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD TO BE DOING THAT KIND OF STUFF IN YOUR CAR, PEOPLE MIGHT CATCH YOU. SHAME SHAME SHAME

2007-01-04 19:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 · 0 0

i hope he's ok. yah, maybe u should think about that in the future! :)

2007-01-04 18:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Hallie R 2 · 0 0

i suppose...i recommend that you send him to do a x-ray

2007-01-04 18:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe

2007-01-04 18:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by carecherl 3 · 0 0

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