Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales begins, and the first cowboy says, "I reckon I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. Just yesterday I was walking down the trail and a 15-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed the snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
2007-01-04 18:07:33 · 8 answers · asked by ninhaquelo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now he has a hot tip for them
2007-01-04 18:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O_o
I hope they don't try to grab for the stick that's stirring the coals or they might get a nasty surprise...
2007-01-04 18:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! 10/10! It's definitely funny and I haven't heard it!
2007-01-04 18:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! LOL. LOL.
Funny, though.
Have a great day!
2007-01-06 21:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-04 18:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by carecherl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Now THATS funny!! 10/10!!!!
2007-01-04 18:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!!! t'was a great1!!!
2007-01-04 18:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lol. thanks. never herd it.
2007-01-04 18:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by monreda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋