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the superstition there's no god.

2007-01-04 18:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 2 4

1. The belief that we are invaded by the spirits of extraterrestrials who'd died a long time ago & that we need to grab an electrified pepsi can once a day to cleanse our souls. Plain idiocy, and it's called Scientology.
2. The beliefe that there is a an old fart floating around the Earth reading a book he wrote (sp why'd he read it at all?) - feeble-minded half-monkeys, unable to understand science, realized that a simple "it must be a god" is such an easy explanation for everything, even for such idiots as they are.

2007-01-04 18:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm not THAT superstition, but if I see an all black cat run across the road I will turn around and go the other way. I don't need the bad luck.

2007-01-04 18:04:42 · answer #3 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1 0

Don't split the pole. I hated that 1 when I was a kid-I would always forget and get yelled at by my friends and made to re-walk our steps so as not to split the pole.

2007-01-04 18:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by mybootyisthatbig79 5 · 1 0

If you identify yourself as a homosexual and sodomize other men, God will start punching cats. I'm half Puerto Rican, I know.

2007-01-04 19:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by J 3 · 0 0

the newlywed partener who falls asleep first will be the first one to die.

oh, and that one while riding a bus you got to lift your legs up when it crosses over a rail road track.

2007-01-04 18:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by dac f 2 · 2 0

Islam of course

2007-01-04 18:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

using Caps

2007-01-04 18:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0 2

The "don't use your left foot at all" Friday

2007-01-04 18:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 3 0

im gonna say its a toss up between scientology & mormonism.

2007-01-04 18:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 1 1

Hell. It only exists in Christianity.

2007-01-04 18:04:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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