Ok there were 5 presidents in an airplane
Washington Lincoln, Kennedy, Clinton, and Bush
All of a sudden Washington said taking a dollar out of his wallet “I will make one lucky person happy by throwing this one dollar bill out of the plane"
He waves the dollar and throws outside.
Lincoln became jealous and said “You know what, I will make 5 people happy"
Lincoln throws 5 dollar of 1 dollar out of the airplane
Now Kennedy wants to take the lead he said gaily “I will make 20 people happy!!!”
He throws 20 dollar of 1 dollar bills out of the airplane
Clinton wants to be the superior he said with pride “Ha, You know what??? I will make the whole world happy!!!!!"
He throws Bush out of the airplane =)
2007-01-04 17:54:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...gasping for air. rotf! omg! that was tooo funny! lmao! lol!!!
ha ha ha. n he did. clinton is so smart. lol. ha ha ha. ok...ok..ok...ill stop cryin now. lol
2007-01-04 18:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by water lily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but I would prefer living presidents.
2007-01-05 06:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE.. Thank you for making me smile..
2007-01-05 02:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow tht is too funny
2007-01-05 02:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny.
2007-01-05 02:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD GIVE YOU A BILLION THUMBS UP...
...But i can't. sry.
2007-01-05 02:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i herd this one before and it's still funny. thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-05 02:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by monreda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL O
2007-01-05 01:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by carecherl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋