a minister a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...how does this joke end.?

Question

all my life i have heard this joke start but never heard the punch line. i have heard in a boat on a plane and other versions but never the bar one.

Answer 1

a minister a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Answer 2

This web site has many versions of the joke as well as a cogent discussion what an "ur-joke" and a "meta-joke" are.

http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/37733

My personal favorite is where the Rabbi, Minister and Priest are discussing vermin problems. Depending on which religion the joke teller wants to slam, the punch line giver can rotate, but the way I heard it is that after Minister and Priest relate how they simply cannot rid their churches of mice, the Rabbi says, "It's no problem for me, I simply bar - mitzvah the little creatures, and they never show up in temple again."

Answer 3

a clergyman, a Vicar and a Rabbi are status on the river economic enterprise. The Priest walks out onto the water and reaches the different factor. The Vicar follows him, walks out onto the water and back, gets to the different factor. The Rabbi steps off the river economic enterprise and plunges as much as his waist in water. The Priest turns to the Vicar and says, 'we would desire to tell him the place the stepping stones are?'

Answer 4

Did you ask Dr. Suess?
well, he's gone now, but did you ever? On a boat, on a plane.....etc.... Sorry, couldn't resist!

Answer 5

I don't know. They have a beer and leave. End of joke.

Answer 6

and the bartender looks up and asks.. "What is this some kind of a joke?"

Answer 7

"Yes, but this one is eatimg my popcorn!"

Ooops! Wrong joke.

Answer 8

What God wants, He can keep...