Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit*ch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit*ch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit*ch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit*ch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit*ch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit*ch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT*CH!!!"
2007-01-04 17:14:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol ...
2007-01-04 17:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those priest should be taught a lesson you f--k with the bulls you get the horns. He got AIDS and asking Michael Jackson to *** into confession.
2007-01-05 01:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. I give it a 2/10
2007-01-05 01:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha awesome
2007-01-05 01:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Nick S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-01-05 02:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that be one of the 5 kinds of funny!
2007-01-05 01:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by disciple 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Nice! High five!
2007-01-07 03:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
That is too funny I give you 10/10
2007-01-05 01:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse KeVo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh thats so hilarious, I cant stop giggaling
I cant wait till I tell my friends that joke
2007-01-05 02:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by carecherl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After this encounter, he is gonna become a
"real" father.
2007-01-05 01:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny XD
2007-01-05 01:26:07 · answer #11 · answered by gufs_19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋